Oh my god! I always thought the rules were written by Cage himself. This is the document I’m talking about (image via Brian Eno but also it’s all over the internet):
Apparently the list actually originates from Corita Kent–silkscreen artist, educator, and nun (at the time), while she was teaching at Immaculate Heart College in LA. John Cage was the one who popularized the list.
Here’s the original list, courtesy of Brain Pickings:
Of course, the unflappable Maria Popova already knew.
Everything in the world makes so much more sense now. I’d assumed the rules were written by Cage, but at the same time there was something I couldn’t quite put my finger on: the voice behind the rules didn’t sound quite like Cage’s voice. Plus: John Cage is a huge hero of mine, but may I just say, this is SO classic! I just feel like in the coming years we’ll find out more and more stuff (specific works, or “firsts” like first novel, first computer program, etc) that has been attributed to men, actually originated from a lady.